Hipster!

Currently at work, debating with folks about what a hipster is. After several contradicting descriptions, one of which described me, one girl quickly and excitedly pointed at me and yelled "hipster!"

I said, "Oh, ok."

Silence.

"Never mind, hipsters don't admit to being hipsters. If you think you are one, you aren't."

LINKS: "Hipster Holocaust: 9 Reasons Hipsters are Annoying ". "Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization".